Say what? Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Is that a cooking show? But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! We’re rescuing ya.

Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Bender, we’re trying our best.

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